We’re doing it. Money on the line. Pageviews counting. I know I know….no one gives a shit about your fantasy football team but let the shit talking begin.
Who’s got the best chance to win the whole thing? Let’s look at the rosters:
Got to be the frontrunner at first glance. DREW BREEEESS. DJ. Demarco, Hyde, Cooper. DAMN.
BIRD MAN –
Apparently the BIRDMAN started drinking early. Freeman just got paid. Matt Ryan is set up for a let down. Zeke can’t stop getting into trouble and will miss games. I do like the option to go to Cam at some point in the season.
Team AUTO DRAFT –
Full disclosure, this team was supposed to go to a blogger who has left the website. The results? Probably a pretty damn good team. Russ the non-virgin. Howard, Brown and Kelce. Could be good. Could be middle of the pack.
TIM BRADY MOTHA FUCKASS. Lev Bell is a beast. Gronk if he stays healthy. Can AP hit the holes harder than he hit his son? Lot of Qs on that screen.
DOUG DOUGLAS –
Is this Phil Cook’s team? Lot of youth but this boy decided to take major risks. I think McCaffrrey is good. Fournette? We’ll see. Former Buckeye Michael Thomas should continue to breakout now as the #1 target for Brees.
DOUGH BOY –
This team could be great. Probably my biggest competition if I’m being honest. Enough said.
Destined for greatness but we all know the story with SDOT and fantasy sports. DFL – Dead Fucking Last.
Finally the new boy….
Meh. If everyone else loses their QB, RB1 and WR1 then he could be OK.
There you have it. The season preview. Football is BACK!